Jay Retard's new song has been spreading all over the internet, and it's going to be featured on the Circus Charlie Soundtrack! The video as a result, featured a Circus Charlie appearance, naturally.
Jay Reatard - "It Ain't Gonna Save Me"

Charlie brand Goop has started hitting the shelves in rural areas all across the southern United States! Goop is made mostly of processed sugars and is extremely popular with kids ages 8-12. McDonald's has even jumped aboard the bandwagon, selling the product in their 'Goopy' meals, which is the goop and tortillas for dipping.
Aside from the tortillas, the product doubles as the meal AND the toy, so the price of the meal-toy is lower, and gaining popularity during this recession period.
Charlie brand beer has started circulating in metropolitan areas of the United States. It's a slightly sweet tasting brew, which many say is an acquired taste when it comes to beer. Although extremely popular with the youth, many are complaining the label's striking resemblence to Heineken's product-line. Charlie's representatives responded saying "NO."
Model Magazine has named Circus Charlie as world's
sexiest bachelor! Looks like he's making sure to take full
advantage of this fact - reporters mention he's been seen
with young college girls every night this week!