Showing posts with label Friends of Charlie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friends of Charlie. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2009

Charlie the Elephant Suing Charlie the Clown!



Charlie (the Elephant) is no longer on good terms with long time pal Charlie (the Clown). Charlie (the Elephant) claims that he is owed royalty checks going back over 15 years!



He points out his involvement with the Circus Charlie hit arcade game, and how his likeness was used in the background of almost every scene of the game. Charlie (the clown) is reported to have said "I knew I should've gone with a Zebra."

Friday, July 24, 2009

"Charlie" the Elephant makes Perez Hilton


"Charlie" the Elephant has again landed in the celebrity gossip spotlight after a meltdown at the Los Angeles Courthouse. A bad verdict caused the estranged beast to attack the van of his Attorney, smashing, and tipping it over. Charlie is back in the custody of the LAPD and awaiting another trail, without bail.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Charlie demands understanding



Charlie (the clown) has gone to Carnival Daily asking that his name be properly distinguished from his animals, who all happen to be named Charlie. Charlie, however, never gave any advice as to how exactly to distinguish them, but said that 'parenthesis followed by their description isn't enough.'



Reporters questioned him as to his logic in naming them all after himself, to which he had no reply.

"Charlie" the Elephant seen leaving flaming Nascar Wreck


Photos from an incident at Nascar that totalled 10 cars has surfaced on the web. Looks like Charlie (the elephant) decided to simply walk directly on the race-way during a race, and what you see is the results. Strangely enough, neither the elephant or any of the drivers were injured.


Story breaking....

Friday, July 17, 2009

"Charlie" the Elephant seen in full costume

Sources report that the infamous "Charlie" the Elephant has been seen trying out for the role as Circus Charlie in next summers upcoming blockbuster. Unfortunately, the casting agents weren't fooled. A dispute in 1992 blacklisted the Elephant from ever performing in any circus, carnival, or flea market in the United States.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Rumors surfacing about Charlie (the lion) faking his own death?


It seems there are many suspicious facts worth mentioning in regards to Charlie (the lion) and his supposed death.


1 - Lion is reported to visit his trainer once a week, and has never once missed a training session. For no reason at all he stopped going last month,but his reported death wasn't till the other day, perhaps preparing for his'fake death.'

2 - Why arent' there any photos of Charlie (the lion's) body?

3 - Why was it a closed casket, when there was no trauma to the face or body?

4 - How suspicious that his sister Clarisse (the lion) is reported to have said this at the memorial "My brother isn't really dead, this is all a hoax."

5 - Why is it there were 3 reports of a Lion seen driving a car along the interstate the same day of the supposed death?

6 - Charlie (the lion) is reported to have owed the mob over 3 million dollars in gambling debts, how convinient for him to leave without one penny paid back.

7 - How interesting that Charlie (the lion's) jet was 'stolen' just 2 weeks before he supposedly died.

8 - How interesting that Charlie had been asking friends and co-workers about the cost of reconstructive surgery!

9 - What a coincidence that Charlie (the lion)'s favorite stripper has also gone missing from the local strip-club.


10 - What a coincidence Charie (the lion) JUST took a 500 thousand dollar business loan to start up a fishing supply store.

"Charlie" the Lion Finally found after 16 years


"Charlie" the Lion, who was the main support for Circus Charlie throughout the first level, has finally been located after 16 years. A sad fan sent in this photograph of the late Lion. Rest in Peace big "C".

Art Exhibit dedicated to "Charlie" the Elephant opens in lower Manhattan




Preview of new art exhibit dedicated to the drunken Elephant from Circus Charlie. "Charlie" the Elephant was unable to be reached about this event, due to time constraints from his drinking and verbal abuse problems. "Charlie" had his agent call and demand a royalty check for the use of his pictures which are on display at the gallery. All demands were ignored.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Charlie The Elephant Also With The Princess???



This just in!!! It seems later that same night, the Princess was seen at "Charlie" the Lions after party kissing "Charlie" the Elephant!!!! This could create even more turmoil between Mario and Peach, as well as the Elephant and Circus Charlie.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Charlie the Elephant Seen In Space


This picture has surfaced from the NASA website. During a routine trip around the Earth, A strange noise was heard coming from outside the cockpit. When the astronauts ventured out to see what all the noise was about, it was no one other then "Charlie" Charlies pet Elephant!