Monday, July 20, 2009

Cotton Candy Abuse On The Rise!



A dangerous new trend has been on the rise for clowns ages 19-38, smoking cotton candy. Typically viewed as a tasty and unique sugary treat, the whole concept of actually smoking the substance is viewed as taboo by most. Most users are rolling up the substance in cigarette papers or stuffing it into an emptied cigarette.



Most users end up suffering intense health problems, but as most users are depressed and wish for death, the health issues seem to be what attracts them to it. Often reffered to as 'the candy,' or 'fruit of the loom', it's slowly becoming an epidemic among todays working class clown.



Doctors are perplexed by this new trend saying "this wouldn't even be enjoyable to smoke," and adds "anyone who considers smoking cotton candy needs serious help."

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