Monday, July 27, 2009

Kim Jong Il reported of safe harboring "Charlie" the Elephant


North Korean Communist Leader Kim Jong Il has announced he will be letting "Charlie" the Elephant stay within his country as long as he wishes. During a news cast the President responded:"Erephant stay! He good aminral! He do no Wrong! Anyone twiy to capture him, I consider act of Waw! Kim Jong great man, I ruler of fwree nation!"

No other comments were allowed by the N. Korean government except to let the world know Kim hits 3-4 hole-in-ones per game of golf he plays, and that his 23rd opera he wrote will be released next month titled: "My ronerey Erephant".

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