Jay Retard's new song has been spreading all over the internet, and it's going to be featured on the Circus Charlie Soundtrack! The video as a result, featured a Circus Charlie appearance, naturally.
Jay Reatard - "It Ain't Gonna Save Me"
Charlie brand Goop has started hitting the shelves in rural areas all across the southern United States! Goop is made mostly of processed sugars and is extremely popular with kids ages 8-12. McDonald's has even jumped aboard the bandwagon, selling the product in their 'Goopy' meals, which is the goop and tortillas for dipping.
Aside from the tortillas, the product doubles as the meal AND the toy, so the price of the meal-toy is lower, and gaining popularity during this recession period.
Charlie brand beer has started circulating in metropolitan areas of the United States. It's a slightly sweet tasting brew, which many say is an acquired taste when it comes to beer. Although extremely popular with the youth, many are complaining the label's striking resemblence to Heineken's product-line. Charlie's representatives responded saying "NO."
Maino has just been added to the roster of artists working on the Circus Charlie soundtrack! He has reportedly started working with T-pain on what he calls a 'clowned up' version of "All the Above". Critics mention that there should be new original tracks instead of remade radio hits, but Maino shot back saying "we the best." DJ Khaled could not be reached for comment.
Here's a sneak-peak look into the lyrics for "Charlie's Above"
(Chorus) (T-Pain)
That's you up in the seats,
when you're looking at me-
(woooahhhh)
And I flip in the ring,
like I'm lifted with wings-
(woooahhhh)
Im jumpin' loops, for fame and tommorow-
To juggle is nothing but love (nothing but love)
I got bolder, a lion, and yes I am flying, -
And charlie's above,
Charlie's above (x7)
Verse 1 [Maino]:
Listen
Really what do you see
When you're up in your seats,
See me juggling nothing,
To me jumping in rings,
I done flipped to the stardom,
I done juggled a lot,
I deserve to be big,
Headed up to the top,
Look how I shine for the spot,
Look how my elephant's good,
I get nothing but love now
a circus veteran should,
Getting this cotton and fame
Money I'm throwin' it down,
The circus all on a train, Don't
call me bozo the clown,
How the hell could you top me,
Why in the world would you try?
My game goes on forever,
That's just how it's designed,
That's just how it was built
See the make-up disguise?
You take all of this cotton,
And I'm still gon' survive
I got my big trampoline,
Why charlie-horse gonna lie,
I'm still a part of the circus,
cause I'm more than a guy,
I wave hi to the haters,
Mad that I finally jump acres,
Take a look and you can tell
That I'm destined for greatness
(Chorus) (T-Pain)
That's you up in the seats,
when you're looking at me-
(woooahhhh)
And I flip in the ring,
like I'm lifted with wings-
(woooahhhh)
Im jumpin' loops, for fame and tommorow-
To juggle is nothing but love (nothing but love)
I got bolder, a lion, and yes I am flying, -
And charlie's above,
Charlie's above (x7)
(t-pains outro)
Straight from the Big Top I always carry a glock
Circus life is hard but I keep my sane (he do, he do)
And you know the tricks don’t stop
Just casue the elephant dropped
All the ladies still proclaim
Still jumpin, still rollin (still rollin)
Its all the same, in the circus (all the same, in the circus)
To my ele and my monks and the horse
Get that cotton and give it a light (YESSSSSS)
Besides arson and black-market sales, they are also guilty of vandalism. They often put graffiti to mark their territory to warn rival clown gangs who are trying to move into their cotton candy cash. Police have yet to issue any statements about this phenomena.