
North Korean Communist Leader Kim Jong Il has announced he will be letting "Charlie" the Elephant stay within his country as long as he wishes. During a news cast the President responded:"Erephant stay! He good aminral! He do no Wrong! Anyone twiy to capture him, I consider act of Waw! Kim Jong great man, I ruler of fwree nation!"
No other comments were allowed by the N. Korean government except to let the world know Kim hits 3-4 hole-in-ones per game of golf he plays, and that his 23rd opera he wrote will be released next month titled: "My ronerey Erephant".
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